The Out-Laws, 2023.
Directed by Tyler Spindel.
Starring Pierce Brosnan, Adam Devine, Nina Dobrev, Ellen Barkin, Lauren Lapkus, Poorna Jagannathan, Julie Hagerty, Lil Rel Howery, Blake Anderson, Michael Rooker, Richard Kind, Reyn Doi, Laci Mosley, Derek Russo, Mo Gallini, Gigi Bermingham, Dan Jablons, Setaleki Manu, Otis Winston, Sunny Sandler, Jackie Sandler, John Wesley Randall, Peggy Walton-Walker, and Dean Winters.
SYNOPSIS:
A straight-laced bank manager about to marry the love of his life. When his bank is held up by infamous Ghost Bandits during his wedding week, he believes his future in-laws who just arrived in town, are the infamous Out-Laws.
The first attempt at eliciting laughter in The Out-Laws comes during the opening, as bank manager groom Owen Browning (a supremely annoying Adam Devine, flailing and shrieking through every scene) shows off to his bride Parker McDermott (Nina Dobrev), a built-to-scale model of the seating arrangement plans for their wedding, complete with miniature figurines of fictional characters to represent friends and family members based on appearance and personality. It’s not necessarily a terrible setup for jokes, but all director Tyler Spindel (working with screenwriters Evan Turner and Ben Zazove) can come up with is comparing He-Man’s butt to Owen’s butt. For anyone that might be expecting the humor to become a little more clever, hold that thought because a few moments later, Richard Kind (playing Owen’s dimwitted and inappropriately invasive father) ends up lit on fire inside a restaurant.
The Out-Laws is a Happy Madison production from Netflix (comedies receiving a stamp of approval from Adam Sandler that generally happen to be notoriously awful), so perhaps it’s not fair to expect sophistication from the jokes. However, that’s not to say lowbrow humor can’t be funny. It’s as simple as this: the comedy here is downright lazy, consistently eye-rolling, and at one point, shockingly desperate to generate a laugh by tasteless, offensive means (a car chase through a cemetery). There’s an art to pulling off crass, which this movie does not have.
What makes The Out-Laws more frustrating than those flicks is that there is a fun premise here, which sees Parker’s estranged parents, Billy and Lilly (Pierce Brosnan and Ellen Barkin), coming into town for the upcoming wedding, and Owen’s bank suddenly robbed with meticulous, specific knowledge on how to do so by a pair of notorious masked bandits who behave and treat the soon-to-be son-in-law with the same demeanor. This causes boozing Agent Oldham (Michael Rooker) to get involved, who has been chasing the “Ghost Bandits” with such relentless determination that his wife left him. Nevertheless, Owen is placed in a precarious position where he doesn’t want to bring this up to Parker unless he has proof, leading him into an investigation for the truth.
Since these characters are still planning a wedding, this allows for one interesting action locale, such as a shootout inside a bakery. However, most of The Out-Laws is a series of baffling, awful decisions made so Adam Devine can be unbearably obnoxious. Without giving too much of the narrative away (as a courtesy, not because anything here is remotely compelling), Owen is dragged into also becoming a bank robber, disguising himself as Shrek. During that robbery, someone who looks like The Rock’s character in the animated movie Moana tries to be a hero. Everyone watching is likely to understand what the filmmakers are going for here. It’s not funny, but they still feel the need to spell out the joke and make a reference to Moana.
There’s also a plethora of sexual humor that comes across as embarrassing for everyone involved. The only actor who comes out of this unscathed is Richard Kind, who utilizes amusing facial expressions here and there, and Lil Rel Howery, doing his usual schtick of shouting and acknowledging the absurdity of what’s transpiring on screen. Other than that, every single minute of The Out-Laws is cranked-up-to-11 irritation.
Flickering Myth Rating – Film: ★ / Movie: ★
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